SlightlySubversive's definitions

Dandelions

The look attained when squeezing the scrotum. The balls take on the look of a seeded dandelion when you've blown all the fluffy seeds off of it.

when i squeeze my balls they look like dandelions with the fluff blown off.

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012

Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo

"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012