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1. An imaginary disease resulting from looking at something exceptionally ugly.

2. Actual cancer that originates in the eye.
Dude, that Geocities site totally gave me eye cancer.
by radiumbreath August 13, 2009
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An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."
Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"
by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013
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