eye cancer 

1. An imaginary disease resulting from looking at something exceptionally ugly.

2. Actual cancer that originates in the eye.

Dude, that Geocities site totally gave me eye cancer.

eye cancer by radiumbreath August 13, 2009

Eye Cancer 

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."

Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"

Eye Cancer by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013

eye cancer 

Kenton Jones

Kenton Jones is eye cancer

eye cancer by dadddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyy100374 December 17, 2018

eye cancer 

somebody has taken a very colorful shirt on, maybe ugly. its a pain in the eye.

oh my god, your shirt is like eye cancer.

eye cancer by thewiththe March 30, 2010