Reasons that Dora the Explorer is an illegal.
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness
5) "Exploradora" is Latin for the word spy. Coincidence? Don't think so...
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness
5) "Exploradora" is Latin for the word spy. Coincidence? Don't think so...
by ghks117 October 9, 2009
The only Web browser in the world that is so bad that it is only used to download other Web browsers, such as: Mozilla Firefox, Opera or Safari.
Yes, Finally after an hour, my Firefox download is finished, now I never have to use Internet Explorer again!
by The iRan February 10, 2009
A simple tool included with Windows operating systems that allows the user to access Mozilla.com to download Firefox, a web browser.
by supaDISC February 21, 2005
A curious man, usually very lonely who gets a sexual thrill from inserting his penis in a cars exhaust pipe.
by Rettcanon January 22, 2013
Microsoft's attempt to dominate the Internet by integrating this poor excuse of a browser with every Windows OS, although this was deemed illegal, they made some bullshit up about it being a core part of Windows. So in the end, they integrated this POS into Windows.
IE is buggy, has many security holes, is slow, supports ActiveX so websites can install their XXX dialers on our systems, and finally, it's not standards compliant, so 80%+ web pages have sloppy HTML which doesn't work with standards compliant browsers, only IE. How convenient.
IE is buggy, has many security holes, is slow, supports ActiveX so websites can install their XXX dialers on our systems, and finally, it's not standards compliant, so 80%+ web pages have sloppy HTML which doesn't work with standards compliant browsers, only IE. How convenient.
by generic October 16, 2004
Pros:
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox
Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...
237. It just plain sucks
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox
Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...
237. It just plain sucks
About 60 seconds after he first opened it up on his new computer, Jimmy was finished using Internet Explorer - for 2-4 years.
by hoyclan December 22, 2009
This app is always asking you questions but when you answer it never seems like it's listening. And it always plays the same annoying repetitive songs.
My Pandora the Explorer app never plays my songs, it acts like it wants to hear me but then ignores me.
by mormdavid December 11, 2016