except not 

Used in conversation to express your disbelief in the ridiculous statement or blatant lie someone just told.

Guy 1- I banged 12 dimes last night.
Guy 2- Except not!

guy 1- yeah so im going to go spend 3 hours in the gym, fin tol ook good for the ladies.
guy 2- except not!

except not by Beben M. November 1, 2009

except not 

except not or except I didn’t – ph. (best defined by examples)

example: “I finished my project, except not.”
translation: (a) I finished writing my paper but still have to write my speech. (b) I finished my speech but still have to write my paper. (c) All I have left to do is practice my speech. (d) I’m all done except for finding props. (e) etc.
example: “I’m taking band next year, except not.”
translation: (a) I’m only taking a semester of band. (b) I got stuck in the freshmen class. (c) I’m not in band class but I’m marching. (d) etc.
example: “I ate breakfast this morning, except not.”
translation: (a) I ate half a piece of toast for breakfast. (b) I ate during homeroom. (c) I ate and found out later it wasn’t breakfast. (d) etc.
note: “except not” phrases are almost always followed by an explanation.

except not by cardenio April 6, 2005

except not really

said to confirm the statement that precedes it. except not really

i love cats. except not really

except not really by liiiiiiiiiiime October 8, 2009