Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.
Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.
by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
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see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.
I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.
by PISSED October 22, 2003
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The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.
What a cunt. No thats my ex-wife.
by T-Boner22 May 02, 2006
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EX Wife could be the most dangerous animal on the planet.
They have razor sharp teeth and are very venomous.Most Ex Wife can be found in clubs,bars,MySpace,parties,rain forest,beaches,back yards even your own home.
They have only a few known natural predator witch are the Giraffe,Squirrel,Loyal men,Tony Stewart and sea cows only the kind that swim close to beaches.
They are also Nocturnal and Diurnal.They can feed day or night.Ex Wifes are also very territorial and eat there own offspring.
I was mauled by an Ex Wife roaming through the woods.
by Shannon (Twinkie) November 11, 2007
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A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost.

Also like the archery target idea.
by m October 30, 2003
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exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting.

A particular man's wife.

A stand to hold up a archery target.

My ex-wife made good sausage. She was really tasty.
by Bubba February 18, 2003
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A female who thinks she owns a man even after the divorce is finalized. The female usually jumps at every opportunity to bitch at the man.
"My ex-wife is always bitching at me. This cunt got everything and it wasn't enough. I feel kinda bad for this unhappy twat."
by bosshogg November 13, 2016
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