Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.
by Grant Rampus July 05, 2016
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The bitch who doesn't work because she sucks every penny you earn out of your wallet for child support. She usually never lets you see the kids, but that's fine, if you take her to court, she'll falsely accuse you of sexual abuse.
This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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She still misses you, but her aim is getting better
"My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!"
by Grunkle Stan February 19, 2016
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A woman who married a misogynist twat, but was smart enough to realise she'd made a mistake.
Ex wife. All the women referred to above.
by annys April 20, 2010
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