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The terminally deluded woman to whom you were once married that blames your "issues" for all of the woes of her life (even from before the time that you met her) while denying the existance of any issues of her own and while thinking that you might remotely care how lonely she is because she has no friends (because they all got tired of listening to her "non-existant" issues and abandoned her).
I often wonder what my ex-wife was thinking about when the court magistrate legally declared our relationship "irreconsilible" and our marriage "dissolute" because whe certainly wasn't listening to the judgement.
by Aghast February 14, 2008
by pfc. Snowball December 27, 2008
by PISSED October 22, 2003
The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.
by T-Boner22 May 2, 2006
A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost.
Also like the archery target idea.
Also like the archery target idea.
by m October 30, 2003
exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting.
A particular man's wife.
A stand to hold up a archery target.
A particular man's wife.
A stand to hold up a archery target.
by Bubba February 18, 2003