evolutionary religion 

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

evolutionary religion by Consequences October 7, 2010

evolutionary vogabulary 

Words created to fill a void in the language, usually spontaneously created during conversation. Terms created through evolutionary vogabulary are usually a combination of two or more words, that when woven together more perfectly express an idea.

Annie, Felisa, and Peter were discussing the night that Charlotte got petrifurious at Peter for jumping out of the bushes along the dark walkway next to their house. She cried the whole time she whaled on him, and he was laughing so hard he couldn't get her to stop until he was pissterical. Annie realized that in their rush to define the event, they had discovered evolutionary vogabulary.

evolutionary vogabulary by Annie P. November 26, 2005

evolutionary psychology 

The idea that human behavior can be explained through evolution. An idea usually hated by SJWs. It shows that human nature is biological, and not all just a social construct, and can be used to explain things such as gender differences.

The human brain, like the human body, has been shaped through evolution, hence evolutionary psychology.

evolutionary psychology by thought-criminal April 1, 2015

Evolutionary Masculinity Theory 

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.

The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.

Evolutionary Masculinity Theory by zeezer43 July 17, 2021

Evolutionary Failure 

Giant Panda

The giant panda is an evolutionary failure

Evolutionary Failure by TheGeck September 20, 2021

Evolutionary biologist 

Your social Darwinist who believes people are clockwork automatons.

Hym "No I've never seen a evolutionary biologist who isn't completely full. Alexander Grace. They're just modern social Darwinists. Kill the all."

Evolutionary biologist by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

evolutionary omnism

Evolutionary Omnism (Evo-Omnism) is a philosophical framework that integrates diverse belief systems, including science, language, mathematics, music, and all subjects, emphasizing the evolution of ideas and belief systems over time. It values personal growth, self-improvement, adaptability, and the understanding of multiple perspectives, advocating for a multi-faceted and context-dependent view of truth. Community and collective learning are fundamental to its practice, promoting respect and collaboration among individuals from various backgrounds.

Embracing Evolutionary Omnism allows individuals to appreciate the interconnectedness of all knowledge, fostering a deeper understanding of diverse perspectives and promoting continuous personal growth.

evolutionary omnism by Fred D. Ray August 17, 2024