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A potato that is not explicitly refined to any couch, sofa, or other similarly upholstered seats.
"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."
by your mother's tofu November 09, 2013
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