Combination of the name Eugene and Kentucky to express the laid back, hillbilly feel of Eugene, OR. Similar to it's neighboring town Springfield, sometimes referred to as Springtucky.
Eugtucky is a town with it's fair share of blue tarps and old rusty cars used as lawn and street ornaments. Amazingly it has a pretty good network of bike paths, as does Springtucky. In true hick form, the vast majority drive their cars or pickemup trucks everyday, for every trip unless they're walking their dog, which is frequently a pitbull.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).