Eufaula

A tiny little town in Alabama full of rednecks. I believe there's an unspoken rule in Eufaula; to live there, you either have to drink, dip, smoke, do drugs, be a whore, or be a snob. If you don't do these things, the only other way you can fit in is to hunt. Eufaulians like to hunt deer and drink beer. They like to dip snuff and hunt stuff. And then drink some more. And then make out with random people.

-I live in Eufaula.
-What's that?

-Yeah, she's from Eufaula.
-Oo-fa-what?

Eufaula by ashiepie November 22, 2011

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Eufaula

A small, crappy place in Alabama that no one can pronounce. If you say you are from this town, I promise, no one will know where it is. It is also the condom capital of the world.

Eufaula...where's Eufaula?

Eufaula by igotztheskillz December 26, 2010

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eufaula

a hellhole of a town in alabama

I am sick of this eufaula

eufaula by element girl 08 May 8, 2008

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Eufaula, Ok

An irritatingly small town that has nothing to offer except a crappy hospital that employs morons, has a yearly Whole Hog Weekend, where people cook entire hogs in a rediculous contest. At least there is a carnival, and a giant lake....

Who would want to live in Eufaula, Ok?

Eufaula, Ok by Bored in Eufaula June 21, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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