ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL
Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick
by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013
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ethans dick

A small non-furry twig that sits in his faggoty skinny jeans.
Ethans dick is a small twig.
by Equinox Redx May 04, 2016
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Ethans dick

Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope
Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope
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Sucking Ethan’s Dick

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you
“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”
by Dickbitter9824 November 04, 2021
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