Ethan is the kindest and most understanding person you will ever meet. Not only will he always be there for you, but will never judge you for your past. He's truly an amazing person and is very close to perfect. He's smart, funny, cute, caring, understanding and overall amazing. He's the guy any girl would be lucky to have. He will always stand up for you no matter what. If you ever meet an Ethan, make sure to be kind and stay close because he will be the best person you'll know. Once you start talking to an Ethan, you never want to stop. He has the cutest smile anyone has ever seen and is one of the most talented people ever. Beethoven who? His laugh will lighten your day. He's the kind of guy that knows how to cheer you up all the time, and then brag about his math grades. Overall a great person that you should cherish forever.

Ethan Gershonne has a PHATass!

Ethan Gershonne by aganus March 31, 2023

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Ethan Gershonne

Ethans are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. He is caring, loyal, trusting, smart, funny, talented, cute and overall amazing. He has the cutest laugh and a smile that will make your day. He will always be there to cheer you up when you're sad and keeps you motivated on getting better and being the best version of yourself. Although he is kinda blind since he can't see how beautiful he truly is, he will never hurt you and will always try to make things right if he thinks he did. He will always stick up for you and then flex about his 107% on his math test. Anyone would be so lucky to have an Ethan in their life, especially if it's Ethan Gershonne. If you know Ethan Gershonne, then you're either one very lucky or very unlucky fella. You either know him because he's the best person you have ever met or because you did something bad to someone he cares about. If you meet an Ethan make sure to be kind and get to know him because he will be the most heart warming person you will ever meet. (He also gives great hugs)

Ethan Gershonne makes the best Alfredo pasta:)

Ethan Gershonne by aganus April 1, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026