A condition where-by attempting unusual sexual practices, incapacitates the subject through anxiety and/or headaches.
Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.
Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.
Jack: Oh! did you manage the anal headstand
maneuver with Kate after?!
Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/
maneuver with Kate after?!
Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/
by Dr_Farquarphandye November 16, 2010
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020
by Geoplanes May 28, 2021
Erotic (adjective)
Juxtaposition to the real definition of erotic, this new definition doesn’t have much of a sexual meaning behind it. This word is simply used to describe the awe-inspiring aspects of life.
Synonyms: cool, marvelous, awesome, amazing
Antonyms: lame, uninspiring, dull
Juxtaposition to the real definition of erotic, this new definition doesn’t have much of a sexual meaning behind it. This word is simply used to describe the awe-inspiring aspects of life.
Synonyms: cool, marvelous, awesome, amazing
Antonyms: lame, uninspiring, dull
Man 1: Hey, did you see that movie last night?
Man 2: Yes, it was a very erotic film.
Man 1: Really? I mean I guess that one actress is somewhat cute but I wouldn’t call the movie ero—
Man 2: *Condescendingly laughs* No, not that type of erotic. Get your head out of the gutter!
Man 2: Yes, it was a very erotic film.
Man 1: Really? I mean I guess that one actress is somewhat cute but I wouldn’t call the movie ero—
Man 2: *Condescendingly laughs* No, not that type of erotic. Get your head out of the gutter!
by shavzus September 23, 2021
I searched the word "Gas station" on Urban Dictionary. Apparently a gas station extremely erotic sex move according to this one definition from 2008.
by IntergalactalEnergy October 29, 2023
After Sadly going unnamed for several millennia, "Erotic Refrain" refers to the pleasantly repeated utterances of the human female, often repetitive, at times spontaneously outburst, while she is entertaining personal pleasure. Perhaps, etiologically, the most delightfully harmonious sound that emanates from the human female voice.
Learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen endeavor to play a lady's Erotic Refrain like a Stradivarius, but with more than 25,000 nerve endings, the human female's instrument has a much broader range than the scant few strings of the violin.
Aforementioned gentlemen will also endeavor to elicit single or multiple stanzas of a lady's Erotic Refrain in casual conversation, during fine dining, with romantic monologues and, of course, during foreplay.... ....analogous to a Maestro Director warming up an orchestra.
Elder learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen and elder ladies agree that the typical Erotic Refrain was of far more prolonged duration prior to the 50% plummeting of Male Testosterone since pre-WWII, with an unprecedentedly magnificent crescendo toward the end!
Learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen endeavor to play a lady's Erotic Refrain like a Stradivarius, but with more than 25,000 nerve endings, the human female's instrument has a much broader range than the scant few strings of the violin.
Aforementioned gentlemen will also endeavor to elicit single or multiple stanzas of a lady's Erotic Refrain in casual conversation, during fine dining, with romantic monologues and, of course, during foreplay.... ....analogous to a Maestro Director warming up an orchestra.
Elder learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen and elder ladies agree that the typical Erotic Refrain was of far more prolonged duration prior to the 50% plummeting of Male Testosterone since pre-WWII, with an unprecedentedly magnificent crescendo toward the end!
Neighbor #1; Did you get any sleep last night.
Neighbor #2: No, yesterday the young neighbor lady said she picked up prescriptions for her Hubby of Testosterone Gel, and both Cialis & Viagra!
Neighbor #1: I know, her EROTIC REFRAIN was like a QUEEN Concert!
Neighbor #2: Yeah, only with No intermissions and More crescendos!
Neighbor #2: No, yesterday the young neighbor lady said she picked up prescriptions for her Hubby of Testosterone Gel, and both Cialis & Viagra!
Neighbor #1: I know, her EROTIC REFRAIN was like a QUEEN Concert!
Neighbor #2: Yeah, only with No intermissions and More crescendos!
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023