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The lamest thing you can possibly say.

Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by levia December 05, 2009
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A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 06, 2008
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Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME August 10, 2008
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when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.
Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.

random kid: "EPIC fail."

A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"
by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010
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A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.
Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?
by honeyhoneyhowyouthrillme December 28, 2011
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A term us nerds came up with.Its popularized by G4TV.It means that something or someone is such a huge failure that its unfathomable.
Life is an epic fail because we all brag about something & are obsessed with being perfect but in the end when we all die we will have no recollection of the fun we had & the hard work we accomplished.
by dragon1x February 18, 2010
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