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Similar to fail, but at an even larger, more pitiful scale. Sometimes so pitiful or pathetic, some will either sympathize that person or will not say anything, due to the fail being so large that words cannot describe it.
Person 1: Hi, Tech Support? I need help with my computer, it seems to keep rebooting.

Person 2: Ok, before we do anything, have you tried rebooting?

Person 1: ._.

Conclusion: Person 2 has had an Epic Fail
by DHB April 26, 2008
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When your city's Major League Baseball team sets the record for futility in all of professional sports.

See Pittsburgh Pirates 1993-2009.
When they made their final out of their 82nd loss of the season, for the seventeenth consecutive season, the Pittsburgh Pirates achieved Epic Fail status in the world of professional sports.
by Jumpondees September 08, 2009
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An extremely overused phrase said when someone makes a mistake
Hahahaha he didn't even come close to passing the easiest class in the school, what an epic fail
by Mountaindewizsik January 18, 2010
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something annoying people on the internet say way too much when they try to be funny

there's usually nothing "epic" about it
annoying nerdyass kid: LOL he used his bulbasaur against a charmander EPIC FAIL

annoying nerdyass kid 2: OMG you didnt pass in your homework on time EPIC FAIL

annoying nerdyass kid tres: im just gonna say everything is an epic fail because i am that cool
by hating epic everything November 14, 2009
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to fail in such a way people will ask you how the fuck did you do that or to be obliterated off of a game for doing something stupid that could have been avoided
1)to epic fail in total failing status and to be annihilated from the face of the earth for no apparent reason

2)to be like the titanic and sink your self on a ice berg you could have rammed in to and lived

3) throwing a diamond over the edge of a moving boat

4)ramming a car into the roof when all the spots are taken up by fellow cars
by dark lord wolf July 20, 2009
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An annoying as all fuck "internet meme" or trend used by people who aren't innovative enough to come up with an appropriate term, expression, watch too much Attack of The Show, or spend over 8 hours behind a computer.
Boy 1: Did you see that airplane take off and crash?! Dude, "EPIC FAIL"!

Boy 2: Epic----what?

Boy 1: You don't know what "Epic Fail" means, bro?

Boy 2: Being that the word "fail" isn't an adjective, I do now.
by Zeye May 04, 2009
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A failure so large and obvious it has to have its own catagory.
Guy 1: Dude, I just missed an A on my test by 1 point.
Guy 2: Which one did you miss?
Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong.
Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail
by RevolverMonroe December 08, 2009
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