by Silent Avenger February 7, 2010
A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
by Mo-nica May 5, 2019
by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003
1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;
2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
by Kitty KT February 8, 2006
English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.
"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".
by ednamillion October 3, 2011
A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.
T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
by T-Head May 21, 2008
by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010