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a typically ditzy thing to do. like if you spilled coffee down your face whilst talking to your crush in front of a million people whilst tripping over on your own feet, at the same time as falling off a cliff, being sick and revealing your undergarments to that cute shop assistant you saw last week.
"I tripped over a rock in front of that cute guy Tony last month"
"What a total Emz!"
by emzii May 06, 2006
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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β€œDude, that girl last night, she touched my prostate”

β€œWoah, was that your first time having your EMZ fondled”
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by OatsandHos February 14, 2019
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She is beautiful confident and strong she will have your back through everything she will start taking your domons that's what a good friend she is.
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