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Ike Eveland
•A person who gets all the hearts. Literal angel and cutie; but will dominate you and make you a service top if he wants to (and I'm willing).
"It is not gae to simp for Ikey;
because he is best waifu,
Just with extra pp" - Ike Eveland bro fan
because he is best waifu,
Just with extra pp" - Ike Eveland bro fan
Ike Eveland by Moon Cancer January 26, 2022
Emeli Sande
Highly Overrated singer(with normal singing skills) who sounds shit live but morons think is better than Beyonce.
Amy: Her performance at the Olympics was peak..
Callum: Who?
Amy: Emeli Sande of course!!
Callum: Oh that hype?? Her voice sounded like she had a cold; always does....only sounds great in the studio like Rihanna
Callum: Who?
Amy: Emeli Sande of course!!
Callum: Oh that hype?? Her voice sounded like she had a cold; always does....only sounds great in the studio like Rihanna
Emeli Sande by Truthbespat April 2, 2013
Emelda
Has a heart of gold. She’s a very caring person who will love you Infinity and will never judge you. She is the one people love going to for advice or to just have her around. She’s funny, outgoing, bitchy, the mom of the group but most of all amazing. Emelda is the one to have a round all she wants to do is love you.
Emelda by Sunnygirl85 May 18, 2019
Ike Eveland
Someone who is a ball of fluff, is very cute and sweet but can also be evil if needed. Someone with an outstanding vouce and has a wide vocal range.
Ike Eveland by shu's leftover banana January 25, 2022
Toast/Envelope Method
An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
Toast/Envelope Method by Seraph094 August 9, 2012