Skip to main content

emo grass 

Me: i wish i had emo grass
Dude: why?
Me: cuz it cuts itself
emo grass by darkblackdove June 11, 2006
Related Words

emo grass 

grass that sees the gras on the other side of the fence as greener, so in turn cuts itself witout a lawnmower.
"I wish my grass was "emo grass" so it would cut itself"
/
/
/
im also "emo" but dont cut myself
just a good laugh, somthing we should all do
emo grass by Fyil September 25, 2006

Emo Grass 

Grass that literally cuts itself!!!
Han: Hey Paul look your grass cut itself isnt that cool.
Paul: Yeah its called Emo Grass its really cool i wake up and my lawns cut perfect.

emoglasses 

emoglasses are glasses that are usually extreamly bold and black.. some emo posers get these when they dont even need them to see. just to look EMO!!
guy:OMG you wont believe what i got at hot topic!
other emo guy: what did you get?
guy: i got emoglasses so i can be supper emo!!
other guy: yay ive got to go get them now too !
emoglasses by eff a cow June 27, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026