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emergency services 

The guys that save your ass every day from thugs, mass fires, and health conditions.
Consists of three common departments:

1. Police department. Keeps your neighborhood safe, and stops criminals of most kinds. They risk their lives the most. Usually drowned by paperwork at the police station. People usually hate them because of either being caught, having a bad experience with one bad apple, or supporting anti-cop BLM movements.

2. Fire department. These guys rescue people from trapped cars, put out large fires, and do emergency technical work. They will save you from a burning building for free. There is normally no paperwork involved, only practical work. People have massive respect for these guys and send their prayers to them for risking their lives for others. If your building is on fire, you (usually) call these guys to put it out.

3. Emergency medical services. They help cardiac arrest patients, literally bring dead people back to life (defibrillator) and try their best to save you. Unfortunately, these guys are unintentionally a gateway to drowning debt for the patient, all thanks to the united states' lack of free emergency healthcare. People don't hate them, but they hate the system that they work for. These services rely on widespread hospitals.

Overall pretty big heroes, the guys that prevent widespread chaos (anarchy), unhabitable land (mass fires), and mass natural cause deaths (underlying health conditions).
My friend collapsed under the fire smoke caused by an arsonist, So I called all the emergency services.

There were a lot of emergency services that responded
emergency services by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023
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Emegency service 

When a customer thinks you get there fast and complains that you’re not a Real Man.
I’m sorry ma’am... you misread the advertisement. I offer emegency services. It was your mistake!

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026