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emergency services 

The guys that save your ass every day from thugs, mass fires, and health conditions.
Consists of three common departments:

1. Police department. Keeps your neighborhood safe, and stops criminals of most kinds. They risk their lives the most. Usually drowned by paperwork at the police station. People usually hate them because of either being caught, having a bad experience with one bad apple, or supporting anti-cop BLM movements.

2. Fire department. These guys rescue people from trapped cars, put out large fires, and do emergency technical work. They will save you from a burning building for free. There is normally no paperwork involved, only practical work. People have massive respect for these guys and send their prayers to them for risking their lives for others. If your building is on fire, you (usually) call these guys to put it out.

3. Emergency medical services. They help cardiac arrest patients, literally bring dead people back to life (defibrillator) and try their best to save you. Unfortunately, these guys are unintentionally a gateway to drowning debt for the patient, all thanks to the united states' lack of free emergency healthcare. People don't hate them, but they hate the system that they work for. These services rely on widespread hospitals.

Overall pretty big heroes, the guys that prevent widespread chaos (anarchy), unhabitable land (mass fires), and mass natural cause deaths (underlying health conditions).
My friend collapsed under the fire smoke caused by an arsonist, So I called all the emergency services.

There were a lot of emergency services that responded
emergency services by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023
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Emegency service 

When a customer thinks you get there fast and complains that you’re not a Real Man.
I’m sorry ma’am... you misread the advertisement. I offer emegency services. It was your mistake!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026