An
engineer by trade that has mastered the magical
art of appearing out of thin air for the purpose of throwing worthless
idiotic excuses about why something can't be done and then disappears without offering any solutions or suffering any consequences.
Person 1: 'Hey...did you see how many ellusionists popped out of the woodwork for yesterdays contract signing?'
Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and
Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried &
Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and
Ian are the real ellusionist!