An Elf

Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition

Edwina claimed a big win at Cheltenham but as usual couldn’t back it up. What an elf.

by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

Elf

A mythical being from various corners of the globe such as forests, lakes, mountains and Bristol. Elves are incredibly effeminate and have huge ears so they can hear people saying naughty things about them behind their backs. Which is common place, especially from dwarves apparently. They also don't like cheese

"Elf is gay" - Oldmangaz the Dwarf

by Quilty August 28, 2007

elf

n; a person who, for the sole purpose of posting and/or being a part of something that has nothing to do with him, posts a seemingly irrelevant comment in the middle of a conversation over the internet.

masterprocrastinator043: Dude I'm telling you the one on the left looks just like her!

Ubertroll329: I guess there might be some resemblance

QhIAUDH84b34: POTATOES!

masterprocrastinator043: get out of here you elf

by Masterprocrastinator043 November 15, 2010

elf

Verb: to decorate a person who has passed out early, for the sake of comedy. Rules vary by social circles, but, in general, falling asleep with one's shoes on means punishment by elfing.

person1: Dude, why does it say 'I heart carson daly' on your forehead?
person2: I got elfed last night.

by russiangopher October 9, 2006

elfed

for one to be "elfed" the person is fucked up on all levels of the spectrum. in their own little black, brown, or greyed out world. it comes from mixing excessive alcohol, marijuanna, and any other kinds of uppers or downers at the same time. though this is usually a good time it usually will only be remembered through stories and pictures of ones elfed up self.

"dude i dont remember anything from last night, i was so elfed!"

by the ultimate April 10, 2007

elf

creed: my spirit is from god and will go back to god... my only mission to get to heaven... elves are humanoids that possess a personal heaven that they wish to always be a part of and be they are not mischievious but can or have attained that of the perfect to there perception there will be an elven bible written one day that is why they are percieved magical because heaven lives in them

my brother is an elf or of elven hood

by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007

elf

A degrading name for a girl
E for EMPTY
L for LESBO
F for FAGGOT

a good way to be mean to someone without them realizing it, or gossipng around your parents.

"Miley Cyrus is such a ELF."

by mikayelaadams November 21, 2009