Elderin 

Process of performing sexual activities with your vice principal to avoid being suspended

Guy #1: "Dude I had to go to Elder's office."

Guy #2: "How's your asshole feeling?"

Guy #1: "It hurts, he was elderin it for hours"

Guy #2: "At least you ain't suspended"

Guy #1: "yeah but now i got to join the football team"

Elderin by Muhammed Shabazz July 23, 2012

eldrin 

One who is very random, attractive, and semi-intelligent... likes to socialize and is inevitably relatively popular. Name given to the most dashing and irreplaceable young man on the face of the earth. Can also mean "The Chair".

"And that would be Eldrin"
"He's soo Eldrin"

eldrin by 1guy January 16, 2007

Eldrin 

a young man who is dramatic inside and sassy outside.Also a "star in the making" and will always be connected to arts.

Are you an Eldrin?
Yes
That means your in performing arts right?
you know it!

Eldrin by NameWebster September 19, 2011

Elmering 

The act of covering an appendage (usually the palm of the hand) in Elmer's glue with the end satisfaction of peeling off the dried glue sheet.

Dude, I'm totally Elmering my entire hand right now! I hope it comes off like a glue glove!

Elmering by Tastefulnudes4you September 16, 2017

Eldrine

A Filipino Juice Monkey, who constantly spends his day in a gym.

im gonna be an "Eldrine" right now!
R: oh your going to inject yourself and go to the gym for the remainder of the day!

Eldrine by Dean Livingston December 15, 2008

Elderness 

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

Elderness by elderness God July 25, 2013

ElderNormen 

A synonym for the proletariat
An ally to all who are dissociative
Tsukki slander page

Arm the proletariat, arm ElderNormen ✊🔫

ElderNormen by Eldernormen January 23, 2021