ejectile vomit 

(v): when you gag and spit rather than swallow.

He came so hard and fast, she was forced to ejectile vomit.

ejectile vomit by word<3r October 26, 2011

erectile vomit

When a mans penis shoots a load of semen onto someone elses face unexpectedly or earlier than anticipated.

Oh wow, i wasnt expecting my face to be covered in Panda's erectile vomit!

erectile vomit by missSMP/PFK October 23, 2017

Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

Erectile Vomit by LeSleth November 20, 2019

Erectile vomit

Ejaculation

Don't erectile vomit in my hair.

Erectile vomit by Lamp man 9 May 15, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016