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Synonym for eharmony. A dating website whose pool of users mostly consists of overweight females. Some fat girls may use flattering camera angles and clothing in their profile pictures to make themselves appear thinner, but the deception is revealed when you meet them in person.
xChad (6/7):
They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.
They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.
eharpoon by Chad's ex wife June 12, 2010
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Premature ehappylation
Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.
"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
Premature ehappylation by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023
Premature ehappylation
"The first date went so well, she went and told all her friends she'd found the one, only for him to ghost her immediately."
"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
Premature ehappylation by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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