ehajp 

A group a friends who isn’t a group of friends anymore

“Ugh, my friend group are like ehajp”
“I knoww”

ehajp by i_didntknowthatihadabigforehea November 17, 2022

eharpoon 

Synonym for eharmony. A dating website whose pool of users mostly consists of overweight females. Some fat girls may use flattering camera angles and clothing in their profile pictures to make themselves appear thinner, but the deception is revealed when you meet them in person.

xChad (6/7):
They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.

eharpoon by Chad's ex wife June 12, 2010

Premature ehappylation

When you get overly excited about something before knowing the final outcome.

"The first date went so well, she went and told all her friends she'd found the one, only for him to ghost her immediately."

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

Premature ehappylation by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.

Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

Premature ehappylation by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023