eggpouching

The act of shoving your dick into your own asshole.

Friend: Hey Mike, why the long face?

Mike: My dick is too short to eggpouch

Friend: Let me peg you to get the spirits up

Mike: Bet, i lied and i could I could be eggpouching, but this is way better.

by Eggpoucher69 December 15, 2023