eggon

Eggon is the name for someone that writes rubbish and pretends it is real.

Some Eggons will write stories to make people believe they have shook eight presidents hands and fought against Muhammad Ali We all know an Eggon

Male 1 your read that story about me
Male 2 your just an eggon

by Acochris March 13, 2018

Egbon Adugbo

That elderly Yoruba guy (not that old )
Who probably drinks satchet gin and always tries to get money off you

He is that Egbon , you dodge or change your route from to avoid billing

Me :Richie mo dey go house

Richie : No mo chill o , dem egbon adugbo dey Mama shop

by Alade August 14, 2021

eggo22

A person that copy's quacktyhq and dose cringe content on his youtube

WOAH IS THAT EGGO22?

by Eggo22 October 22, 2020

eggnut

noun. sexual slang, 1980s. The sticky mess comprising of menstrual blood ("the egg") and semen ("the nut") which results from intercourse with a girl during her period.

Aleksandra didn't think anyone would want to screw her during her "time of the month", so she was surprised when a john offered to rawdog her anyway. The dirty deed completed, the only thing left for her to do was squat over the crapper and queef the eggnut out of her pussy.

by GoulashGoose March 12, 2021

Eggnoramus

Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.

Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"

by vaultimor August 29, 2016

egg on my face

Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.

Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.

by JCW2001 March 18, 2011

Egg on

to push someone to do something.

They actually egg on Donald to quarrel with his staff.

by Ajay Singh Dhakre January 20, 2009