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Egg Scrambler

The act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.

The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.

The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.
"Bill, I'm really craving some scrambled eggs. Could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?"

"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."
by GBE064OTF February 1, 2014
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egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.
by daveobot October 22, 2020
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Egg Scrambler

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.
by Jeremy Kane May 5, 2007
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egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.
by daveobot October 22, 2020
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Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.
He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.
by Frostwulf August 10, 2012
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spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
by vertigh0st September 12, 2021
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Scrambled egg baby

A baby that only eats eggs
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Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby
by kira8j April 29, 2021
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