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Pieces of shit that reject completely accurate definitions but accept bullshit (example of a real life editor produced as a gif). If you ever have the choice to accept or deny a definition, you better accept it.
Nibba: What the fuck man this is bullshit.
Guy: Editors denied your definition, huh.
Nibba: For the 13th time. I guess I'll just make another definition for penis.
Editor by The Official qwerty February 19, 2018
Words you can keep
A person who helps maintain this site by weeding out bad definitions. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. These brave men and women donate many hours of their time to better the Urban Dictionary with getting anything in return other than the satisfaction received from helping.
Thanks to the editors, this site will be a better place.
Editor by hello February 23, 2007
1. A person who edits, make changes to or proposes changes and helps maintain some sort of content.

2. The type of person who is going to publish this definition. *ahem!*
Editors are hilarious people when they ramble on about the day's politics.
Editor by Sid Barrett August 1, 2007
(specifically Urban Dictionary editor:)

YOU.

If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.

<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>
SOMEONE TOLD ME: "Quit whining you dullard. If you're so qualified in writing your definition, then why not volunteer as a UD EDITOR and help weed out the crap 'definitions'."

(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)
editor by Chengo Bolemongo February 24, 2007
The dudes on urbandictionary that decide what should be published on the site
damn dude, those editors are sexy!!!
editor by ed-it-or February 24, 2007
Gatekeeper for the information world. Someone who allows or withholds and alters information whether to publication in a magazine, books or online, at their discretion. Often erroneously or to favour their own views.
The editors of urban dictionary are useless, they have like sixteen almost identical definitions for the same word, and most seem to be rants, and nobody can spell... Never mind eh?...

Don't believe what you read in the paper, the editor in chief is a left wing nutter and you'll rever get the full story, a lie by omission is still a lie...
Editor by SpeltWong April 12, 2012
The people who wrote most of the good definitions for the word editor. They weed out the idiotic defintions, and o.k. the good. They are my heroes.
ME. I AM AN EDITOR. You knew that was coming

Idiotic UD patron: "Julie
A smart, funny girl who everyone is jealous of because I am her boyfriend."

Me: "Not my fault you didn't read the rules dude.
D-E-N-I-E-D!"
editor by SushiMan May 25, 2008
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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