ed niemczyk Share definition Flag a turd burglar; one who pilfers the fecal matter of others. Before I had a chance to flush, Ed Niemczyk dove in my toilet head first and came up with a huge nugget like he was bobbin for apples. ed niemczyk by The Wolf March 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the ed niemczyk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch