Ecochondriac 

A person that views every blip in the weather, every heat wave, every rain-storm, hurricane, blizzard or lack there of as a sign from the evironment as proof of global warming. Much like a person that gets regular aches and pains in their body and then assumes they have cancer, heart-disease, rabies, scabies, bird flu, and the like...

Person 1: This August heat wave is so hot, it must be global warming!

Person 2: When I was a kid we just called it "summer" you ecochondriac!

Ecochondriac by Tim Allen! September 14, 2008

ecochondriac 

Believing that the presence of humans on the planet is a fundamental mistake and any human endeavor will cause ecological disaster.

If you exhale CO2 and feel guilty about it, you may be an ecochondriac.

ecochondriac by Zorroskye August 27, 2016

echondriac 

A person who claims to have every medical symptom or condition they ever discover on the internet.
Same as a hypochondriac, but gets it from reading websites, blogs, social media sites.

Her: OMG! I'm always tired and my crotch itches...this blog says that means I have diabetes!
No, wait. This next blog says it means lupus. I bet I have both!
Him: You are such an echondriac.... the doctor just said you are in perfect health.

echondriac by capunrk August 31, 2013

Epichondriac 

One who suffers from epichondria, insisting that everything that is even the least bit interesting is "EPIC!"

Andrea: OMG! This wine is so EPIC! It's almost as epic as that bottle yesterday!

Adam: Dude, you're such an epichondriac!

Epichondriac by aldeaem September 1, 2009