echondriac

A person who claims to have every medical symptom or condition they ever discover on the internet.
Same as a hypochondriac, but gets it from reading websites, blogs, social media sites.
Her: OMG! I'm always tired and my crotch itches...this blog says that means I have diabetes!
No, wait. This next blog says it means lupus. I bet I have both!
Him: You are such an echondriac.... the doctor just said you are in perfect health.
by capunrk August 31, 2013
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snorfl

He was so far gone I saw him snorfl spilled beer off the table.
by capunrk May 21, 2011
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