by Spacetrumpgangster November 21, 2018
"Its a disease on the Discovery Channel, where all your intestines sort of just slip out of your butt."
-Jesse Pinkman
-Jesse Pinkman
by dunejunkie January 4, 2017
A very deadly disease which the original host is unknown. Ebola was first recognized in 1976. There are four known subtypes of the Ebola virus, Ebola-Zaire which kills 90% of people, Ebola-Sudan which kills 50% of people, Ebola-Ivory Coast, and Ebola Restin which is not fatal in humans. Ebola causes people to spew blood and other fluids out of every orifice of their body, and is transmitted by these fluids.
by MetalMoe May 27, 2004
The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.
by AiiR x ChiieFs October 20, 2014
Currently the 17,000th scariest thing in Africa. It made headline news and everybody was scared shitless when the outbreaks occurred, but after 2 weeks, just like every other bandwagon, everybody forgot about it.
Person 1: Hey, you heard about those Ebola outbreaks in Africa?
Person 2: Yeah. But after a couple weeks it'll die off and people will find better things to freak the fuck out about.
Person 1: True.
Person 2: Yeah. But after a couple weeks it'll die off and people will find better things to freak the fuck out about.
Person 1: True.
by 1-800-PAIN August 12, 2014
An annoying word that every time somebody sneezes anybody from the age of 10-12 says they have Ebola
by Sweggin giraffe October 20, 2014
by muslim_jesus September 30, 2019