eating rocks

When someone's teeth look like they've been eating rocks. Also similar to when someone's teeth look as though they've been chompin on osteoporis bones. Or, as Adele from Queens of Comedy says, when someone's teeth look like tools and could open up a Black and Decker.

His teeth looked like he'd been eating rocks.

eating rocks by Jessica June 18, 2006

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The rock eating pancakes

The most beautiful thing of all time.

It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!

"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."

The rock eating pancakes by KarenKiller May 4, 2021

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rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

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rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart

ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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