eat the baby

great phrase to trick your father with;
can also mean "to buy a car."

"eat the baby dad!"
"what's that mean? it sounds bad."

by lianah November 20, 2007

eat the babies

when you eat a baby and you throw it back up through your mouth and then you fuck the dead baby like theres no tomorrow! And then you cut the baby up and stick them to trees, after this step you go back to the trees and take the remains of the baby down so no one will no of the murder you did.... next u eat the fuckin god damn baby like u did before.

hahah i just ate your FUCKING BABY! EAT THE BABIES!

by josh12345678987654321 June 10, 2011

pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.

William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.

by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 28, 2023

Eat your babies

When a woman swallows semen after a blowjob, she is, when you think about it, eating your babies. Semen containing millions of sperm, which can be thought of as potential offspring, yada yada, you get the idea!

Russel: Oh Josie! I'm...I'm gonna cum!
Josie: (Sexy-aggressive voice) Oh give it to me Russel. I wanna eat your babies!
Russel: Huh? O_O

by MickeyGoodFella July 16, 2010

Eat your babies

some what way of saying she'll kill you

1. you better watch out man she'll "Eat your babies "

by halrasian August 23, 2008

baby-eating

A term used to describe a car so powerful that it can only be fueled with live babies. Can be used in many different ways.

Holy shit, did you see that Skyline? Damn, that thing eats babies!"

by No. December 6, 2003

Wha chow and eat a baby

Beating off a guy and swallowing his sperm.

Can be used with all gay relationships.

Andrew beats off Cody*

Andrew swallows his sperm*

And thats Wha chow and eat a baby

by thatonekid101 May 25, 2009