Eat the butt

1. Something that a person does every day. An daily routine that doesn't necessarily have to be sexual. Can also be used as a greeting or farewell.

Dan - "Oh, I eat the butt every morning before I go to school."

Cam - "Jon, this is the Duke of Wellington."
Jon - "Pleased to meet you sir, eat the butt."

Eat My Butt

A phrase used to disregard what someone says; Used when you have no earthly idea of how to respond; a come back.

Man: "I know I made a mistake calling you a fat oaf, but you should really forgive me. I'm your Dad!"
Girl: "Well you know what, Dad. Eat my butt."

by Hayyy February 5, 2008

"I just made $1,000 gambling!"

"No way, Eat Butt!"

by AgAmanbear April 21, 2010

a way to express a feeling of anger, resentment, or jealousy.

Tom: I got a 62 on the test, what bout you?
Rob: 92
Tom: Eat butt

by myownpseudonym May 25, 2022

National Eat Butt Day is on October 9. Where you basically just go up to someone and eat their butt!

A: Hey it’s October 9, do you know what that means?
B: No? What does it mean?
A: It’s National Eat Butt Day! It means you gotta let me eat your butt!

by taltyu October 6, 2025