Eat Breakfast

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Code word for masturbation.

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul

Eat Breakfast by Charles Lulson May 8, 2008

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eat breakfast

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

eat breakfast by billfordjr March 1, 2024

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national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

national eat breakfast day by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022

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Eat My Breakfast

Similar to a rim job or to toss the salad, however, it occurs after your lover has defecated.

1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.

Eat My Breakfast by jmclane2 March 4, 2008

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I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it! by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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