Eat Breakfast 

Code word for masturbation.

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul

Eat Breakfast by Charles Lulson May 8, 2008

eat breakfast 

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

eat breakfast by billfordjr March 1, 2024

national eat breakfast day 

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

national eat breakfast day by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022

Eat My Breakfast 

Similar to a rim job or to toss the salad, however, it occurs after your lover has defecated.

1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.

Eat My Breakfast by jmclane2 March 4, 2008

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it! by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023