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eat meat

to eat someone out or suk a guy up
r to say to sumone when mad
kinda like piss off
Jason: Becky ur such a bytch (bitch)

Becky: Fuk u Jason, eat meat
by zprincess aka Mz.Blast August 14, 2008
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Eat meat loaf

To eat meat loaf doesn't have one definition. It can be referred to about any sexual situation in place of the real term.
That girl really likes to eat meat loaf.
I haven't eaten meat loaf in a few days.
I'll call you later; I am busy eating meat loaf.
by Bean of Doom June 28, 2011
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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
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Eat your meat

the stuff you gotta eat before you have any pudding
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
by Nukes.io February 15, 2020
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Eat the meat

Term used for an act of oral sex performed on a male.
Sam was delighted to find our his girlfriend had a penis. He was finally able to eat the meat.
by J.oxlong April 13, 2021
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eat his meat

Also known as Kelly. Beware, she likes luring kids with her voice and pleasuring them. Her accomplice for such tasks involves pedophiliacs, portismember as well as necrophiliacs.
preteen:Hey eat his meat ate my meat!!
by denali January 8, 2005
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eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008
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