A town where Italian-American kids think they are ghetto in spite of the fact that they hate black people and drive BMW convertibles and Volkswagen Jettas to school while blasting rap, ironically. A place where parents pass on their working class Bronx values to their upper middle class children. A place where kids decide they should speak in a fake Bronx accent because they lived in Riverdale until they were 2. A town that will never let you forget it is only 5 miles from "Da Bronx."
People in Eastchester are a bunch of morons, but people at SUNY Binghamton were even more moronic, so I actually do miss Eastchester High in some ways.
by YO Man July 1, 2004
A town in New York which welcomes every version of BMW and Mercedes cars on the market. These cars are usually driven by italian princesses and guidos, bought fully by their parents. You can find a majority of guidos hanging out at the local gas station Exxon, which attracts all the guidos like moths to a bright light at night. Most girls seen in this town are mindless bitches that want to get "crunked" with their asshole boyfriends who regularly beat them and call them sluts, when ironically the guys are the reason why they're sluts to begin with. Just look for Honda Civics and the Acura CL 3.2-S and you'll find most of these girls. If you start to develop a Bronx accent out of nowhere, you've been in this town for too long. We're all white, but somehow we're "niggas." Cops in this town have nothing better to do than bother teens who just want to chill, rather than bust real crime. You will get arrested for basically anything, and you can't even sit in your car in the middle of the day without a cop saying "Either you leave, or I'll give you a ticket for your tinted windows." They also make outrageous claims that you have "illegal headlight covers" on your car, when in fact you have stock headlights that you have never touched.
by CGT3 June 8, 2005
A town in Westchester where kids think they are "niggas" who are "from" the South Bronx because they lived in the Bronx's upper middle class Country Club section until age 1.
by YO Man December 13, 2004
Every person in "E hood" is a 2 timing asshole, and no one1 shud be trusted. Every girl is a slut who seem to like being abused, because every single one is going out with a total douchebag. The cops are total dicks, but not nearly as bad as the people IN CHARGE of the cops, they're the reason police officers in this town have nothing better to do then tell kids to stop standing in front of places. Now, the town itself is boring as fuck. There is NOTHING to do in Eastchester, which is why 90% of the youth is either drunk or high, or both. There is nothing but banks, gas stations, convienance stores, and fucking parks in Eastchester. Now, let's talk about the groups. First is the punks, a bunch of 13 year olds who hate everyone cuz they didn't get what they wanted for X-mas, so they pretend to be edgy and rough, when really they listen to bands like Nickelback. Then you have the skaters, fucken losers who failed school and do nothing but smoke pot and skate. Very few can skate. I guess I should mention the "metal" crew, bassically 7 or 8 assholes that have like 50 bands between eachother. And lastly you have the Guidos. This town is full of em, and they're all a bunch of wigga wannabe assholes who grease their hair and smoke to try and look cool, when in reality they just look like fags. And that's pretty much it, this is the biggest shithole of a town ever and I curse everyday I live in it. It's nothing but racists, homophobes, and two timing pieces of shit.
by Fuck Eastchester July 15, 2010
BEST DEFINITION!: Eastchester is the smallest town in the world where it seems that there is nothing to do except hang out in borders, a book store and because the IQ is so low you'd be happy if they figured out that it was a book store (God forbid they BUY a book (gasp i died of shock)), then go to starbucks where the rich kids are able to afford to pay 3 dollars everytime they want to pretend to be cool and drink coffee, then head down to dunkin doughnuts or a gas station just to be harassed by the police who just want to get into dunkin doughnuts and then hang out and smoke, drink, do weed and pretend to be cool while those who can't drive have to call thier mommies to come and pick them up. Real cool. Now lets discuss the groups in eastchester. First all of them are guidos so they all fit into that. Then you have the troubled "punk" kids who are all i hate the wrold, school ispointless, im in my own band, god EMO music sucks this town in so gay...etc. when in reality they aren't punk. Then you have the skaters (also punk... defintion above applies to them but...) skaters have nothing better to do then wear black clothing and go around skating anywhere they can find just to realize they can't actually skate. You have the rich popular girls who have so much money they can afford to bring a new purse to school everyday and dress in skirts so far up thier ass that your not shocked when you hear about them sleeping around. Don't forget the pants so low they can't even sit down without something showing. All fo the rick kids will come day get their parents BMW's and drive them everywhere but SUCK at driving and end up crashing into something. Then you have the guys who aren't "punk or rock" but who think they're black and getto. They go aroung shouting Gunit and cursing so much that you realize it IS POSSIBLE to add fuckin and friggin onto every word in a sentence (if they can make a whole sentence)They wear clothes too big, have to check to make sure thier balls are still ther every five minutes by grabbing them while walking like a penguin because thier pants are to big to stay on if they walked normally. Don't forget the obnoxious cell phones, mostly nextel hanging out of everyone's pockets while the netire world gets to hear your conversation on them. There are the few poeple who might succeed but forever be tormented by thier time spent here, but most will end up staying in this messed up town thier whole lives.
do i really need to put an example, anyone outside of eastchester already gets the picture and everyone inside of eastchester are to stoned or drunk to understand the example
by class of 2008) July 29, 2005
A place located in the county of westchester. Most of the population in Eastchester are not aware that they aren't black. They create "gangs" such as the 'E-thugz'. Ironically, Eastchester is an upper-middle class town, with multiple country clubs. They are even known to create gang-signs. Many of these "gangsters" lived in the bronx for around a year, and represent that very well, occasionally developing fake accents. Then there are punk kids. They practice bisexual acts, and dress like assholes. This group is full of posers. 98.634% of punks are just posers. Skateboarders also reside in Eastchester. Usually, starting at a young age, they enjoy skateboarding more than anything. When they mature, they realize that drugs are very fun also, and skateboarding slows down. It is an endless cycle. Very few people in eastchester are "drug free". There is also a gang called "WLC", standing for Wood Land Creatures. Don't fuck with these people, for they are true gangsters and will shoot you.
Typical "gangster" saying: "Br-a-a-a-a-h motha fucka, E-thugz repping fo' life, nigga!"
Typical "gangster" saying: Fuck tha government, because hating the government is cool!"
Typical "Skateboarder" saying: I don't feel like skating, call someone up and lets buy some trees."
Typical "gangster" saying: Fuck tha government, because hating the government is cool!"
Typical "Skateboarder" saying: I don't feel like skating, call someone up and lets buy some trees."
by I Hate Eastchester June 6, 2005
A less affluent town in Westchester County, NY. All the girls are sluts and all the guys are rude guidos, and they all think they're hood. Are super jealous of the better towns like Scarsdale, Rye, Larchmont, and Pelham.
by triia May 25, 2015