e-dump

To break up with your significant other via email rather than have the courage to do it face to face.

Yeah I'll email her right now with the e-dump.

by Sophie Chambers October 21, 2010

e-dump

To ditch someone via e-mail, im or text message. Usually practiced because the e-dumper does not have the balls to tell the e-dumpee to his/her face that he/she is dumped.

"I was chatting with this chick I met on the internet for a couple weeks, then she e-dumped me for someone she met in real life."

by Trishizzle July 22, 2005

e-dump

a huge massive dump taken by e-dub

damn that e-dump stinks

by glagos December 24, 2008

Premature Edumpulation

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation

Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.

by Proper Modulation October 20, 2016

eDump

Function: Verb
Inflected Forms: eDumped, eDumpping
(1) To end a relationship electronically
(2) To breakup with someone electronically
eDump may also refer to being defriended

Ahhh, I think my Craigslist girlfriend just eDumped me.

by Mona Nichols December 15, 2009

edump

To block a person from contacting you electronically. (eg block emails, IM, texts, etc.)

That psycho just wouldn't leave me alone; so I edumped him/her.

by Marshal August 19, 2007