A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.
My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.
by juxtaposer March 12, 2009
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Stan: I was talking with Randy online last night and he was being a fucking e-tard. He kept sending me links to tubgirl, and other things of that nature. It really struck a chord in one of my major nerve cells.

Carl: Yeah, I bet he's gonna go e-metro soon. Give him time.
by Ian of the Rockin' Moraccans February 27, 2006
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Someone who is acting like a retard online
King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!
by King G July 1, 2005
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A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!
I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!
by Joel S. February 7, 2006
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Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.
Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"
by OBrex05 August 30, 2009
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Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.
Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.
by skarz January 10, 2010
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