James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse
Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit
Sexy, beautiful, cute, & an amazing girl. Awesome to be with. She likes guys, cute, sexy, muscley guys. She dislikes bitches, hoes, & sluts. Just don't give her no shit & she will love you forever.
An overly competitive gamer, fapster, and an asstist all in one moldy green package. Also has some affiliation with a lot of cheese (for some reason) and the fuckage of Orion.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"