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Dysonberry

A piece of dust or dirt that won't come off when you are emptying your Dyson cannister.
Normally the cannister empties out pretty easily, but every once and a while I have to shake a few times for the Dysonberry to fall off.
Dysonberry by Bluon March 22, 2008
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james dysonning 

James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse
Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit
Sexy, beautiful, cute, & an amazing girl. Awesome to be with. She likes guys, cute, sexy, muscley guys. She dislikes bitches, hoes, & sluts. Just don't give her no shit & she will love you forever.
Babygirl Dyvonne
Dyvonne by Father Henray June 11, 2011
giving yourself a hickey with a vacuum.
i was vacuuming my couch and the my boyfriend ran in and Dysoned my neck .

computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.
DYSONED by chato7411 May 18, 2010
An overly competitive gamer, fapster, and an asstist all in one moldy green package. Also has some affiliation with a lot of cheese (for some reason) and the fuckage of Orion.
You're a Dyshonne?! Ew...
Dyshonne by Hybo November 13, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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