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dyson zone 

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
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Dyson zone

How are these things still good in 2026 I can’t believe it
The Dyson zone which are headphones with a built in air purifier still hit hard in 2026.

Dyson zone

To summarise:
Quite heavy but not uncomfortable, feels like it's going to fall off if you look down and likely will so could be modded with a strap to go around the back of the head to keep it on

Large and cumbersome to carry around

Visor looks extremely weird and attracts stares

ANC excellent, among the very best (sounds like it's more than good enough to dampen the noise from the purifier)

Sounds on par with the other usual headphones, xm6, AirPods Max, Bose, sennheiser, or whatever other Bluetooth headphones are around

Battery life with purifier quite short, excellent if you use them as normal headphones (1.5-4 hours or 50 hours respectively)

My city not polluted enough for it to make a big difference except some parts where ppl smoke and vape their asses off like bloody steam locomotives

Still cool nonetheless and a lot cheaper since they came out, down to 240 from 1000. Great for cosplay as a cyberpunk character or something as that’s exactly what you look like wearing them.
The Dyson zone is a good idea definitely.
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