dyslexic pol 

A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).

*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*

Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"

Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"

Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."

dyslexic pol by Marti P. B. July 15, 2009

political micro-dyslexia

the unintentional mixing of a single letter of a name that results in a similiar sounding but different name of a political figure or terrorist; a condition suffered by U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy in the 2000's when discussing then U.S. Senator Barack Obama and al-Qaeda terrorist Osama bin Laden.

Rush Limbaugh occasionally suffers from political micro-dyslexia on his radio program when he frustrates himself by saying Osama meaning Obama, and vice-versa. For instance, "Osama killed Obama.'

political micro-dyslexia by BoboJones May 31, 2011