dutch hearth

Farting underneath the covers when one is alone. Onset is triggered by curiosity and typically results in catastrophic consequences. Analogue to dutch oven when said oven is used as a weapon against significant other.

Walter - I dutch hearthed myself last night after eating them prunes and almost spit up.
Delores - Maybe you'll stop doing it to me now after all these years.
Walter - Probably not.

dutch hearth by Rob Ranna March 16, 2009