Farting underneath the covers when one is alone. Onset is triggered by curiosity and typically results in catastrophic consequences. Analogue to dutch oven when said oven is used as a weapon against significant other.
Walter - I dutch hearthed myself last night after eating them prunes and almost spit up.
Delores - Maybe you'll stop doing it to me now after all these years.
Walter - Probably not.
Delores - Maybe you'll stop doing it to me now after all these years.
Walter - Probably not.
by Rob Ranna March 16, 2009
Get the dutch hearthmug.