dumptris

The act of playing Tetris DS online while taking a dump.

I am gonna play some Dumptris, hopefully some asian guy won't kick my ass again.

by A.Carr December 31, 2008

humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

by bacardehali August 1, 2012