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dump dial 

calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented
*ring* *ring* - "hello?", "hello?"

--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"

"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"
dump dial by numbakrrunch November 27, 2006

Dump Dial 

When one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a crap, calls another on their phone from the toilet.

Unlike when someone butt-dials you or drunk-dials you, DUMP DIALS mostly occur sober, and on purpose.
"Hey bro, sorry to DUMP DIAL you, but i had to call you from the can...I'm getting a blumpkin!!!!"
Dump Dial by bigCracka' April 14, 2009

dump dialing 

Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.
Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dang!

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026