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Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up 

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.
Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP

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Stupid-DumDum by NotaDumDum January 24, 2025

dum dum soda 

Beer, preferably Fratural Light or PBR
I drank so much dum dum soda, that I made out with a swamp donkey and did the no-pants dance with a slam pig.

Dum Dum Jimmy Sum 

The act of receiving a blow job from a chinese girl while a mongolian girl is rubbing on your balls.
I was relaxing at the club getting a lil' Dum Dum Jimmy Sum....
Dum Dum Jimmy Sum by ByeRunDee July 13, 2012

dumdumstoopidpoopyhead 

The title appointed to anyone who exhibits one or more of the following characteristics: dumdumdom, stoopidity, or poopy-headedness.
Maureen used to be my best friend but is now a dumdumstoopidpoopyhead because she is in love with some douche and refuses to talk to me because she knows she will be magnetically drawn back into my mesmerizing and exciting world.
The only free public golf course in the United States. Located in Sharon, Pennslyvania, Buhl Farm Golf Course, otherwise known as "dum dums" by the locals, is a nine hole, par 34 course with slow, rolling greens and very narrow fiarways. The signature hole is the seventh hole, a 330 yard dogleg-right par 4 lined by trees on both sides with a small creek running right through the landing zone if you elect to hit driver. The course was donated by the great philanthropist Mr. Buhl, who wanted to build a course free to the public so kids could pick up the game of golf. There is a driving range on-site (which was donated by Arnold Palmer) and dum dums is also the home of The First Tee of Sharon.
"Hey Mikey, do you wanna go hit up the dum dums?"
"Sure! I'm running low on cash anyways!"
Dum Dums by deadeye dmo August 22, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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