My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.
A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)